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Janelle3.jpg

barenakedjello — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:01:38 MDT

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barenakedjello — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 23:01:36 MDT

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Ariel

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:31 MDT

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Aurora

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:29 MDT

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Belle

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:27 MDT

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Cinderella

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:25 MDT

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Jasmine

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:23 MDT

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Mulan

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:21 MDT

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Snow White

barenakedjello — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 22:58:19 MDT

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Janelle2.jpg

barenakedjello — Sun, 7 Jun 2009 21:36:40 MDT

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Poor Dustin.

barenakedjello — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:38:49 MST

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Hand Baby to.. who?

barenakedjello — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 19:38:25 MST

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2A-Chapter2.jpg

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:28 MDT

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Jake Invites Ms. Classy Over

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:27 MDT

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Mr. Smooth Pushes It

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:25 MDT

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Hard to Reach, Easy to Hook

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:24 MDT

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Hard Work

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:22 MDT

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Just Call Him Mr. Sweep

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:21 MDT

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Ethnic Lady - Check

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:19 MDT

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Fugly Chick - Check

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:18 MDT

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Meanwhile...

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:16 MDT

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Hard-to-Get - Check

barenakedjello — Sat, 11 Oct 2008 18:56:14 MDT

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CarmenChurilla.jpg

barenakedjello — Sun, 28 Sep 2008 11:27:59 MDT

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Jake

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:52 MDT

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Our hero. Most obviously a Romance Sim. Jake is a blond because brown hair is much too dark.

Courting Alysin

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:29 MDT

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Courting Alysin - 1G-CourtingAlysin.jpg

Alysin likes roses, so Jake gives her a rose. She loves it and Jake is finally in the circle.

Worst Dressed in High School. Ever.

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:28 MDT

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Worst Dressed in High School. Ever. - 1H-WorstDressedEver.jpg

During Jake's Sim Adventure, we came across the worst dressed sim of all time. I don't remember his name, but I'll call him William David Smithy-Ebert.

First Day Strife

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:27 MDT

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First Day Strife - 1I-FirstDayStrife.jpg

It started to rain, so Jake went inside. It's only the first day, and Jake's already being hated on by this random jackass. He hasn't been around since. He may have run off with Mr. Smithy-Ebert.

Classy Jake

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:26 MDT

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Classy Jake - 1J-ClassyAliDinner.jpg

So Alisyn is obviously hooked, and Jake invites her over for a romantic dinner over macaroni, he slaved for so long to make it perfect. ...Only to be gross and splash it everywhere. She doesn't seem phased.

Good Save

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:25 MDT

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Good Save - 1K-GoodSave.jpg

So, with macaroni stuck to his jacket, Jake toasts Alisyn, who accepts like the classy lady she is. Good save, Jake.

Mr. Sincere Practices on Brittany

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:24 MDT

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Mr. Sincere Practices on Brittany - 1L-SincerePracticesonBrit.jpg

Seeing as Alyx is WAY out of his league, Mr. Sincere here decides his first few laydees will be practices. Brittany here is quickly impressed by the rose Jake pulls out of his ass.

Brittany Flirt

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:23 MDT

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Jake flirts with Brittany a bit more, who obviously needs a little love (it's not me, she's a horrible person).

Strong Lady

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:22 MDT

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Strong Lady - 1N-StrongLady.jpg

Jake seems to have an eye for special ladies. She's a keeper.

Brittany's Easy

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:05:21 MDT

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Brittany IS easy. But I didn't make her that way. I'm only god.

Alysin

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:54:26 MDT

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Alysin - Alysin.jpg

African American, strong willed, Family Sim. Made with Brittany as roommates months ago. They lived in a small house unplayed the entire time. Until Jake came along.

Alyx

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:54:25 MDT

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Alyx - Alyx.jpg

Based on Alyx Vance from the Half Life series. She sat in the Sim Bin for a long time, because I had no idea what I wanted to do with her after I made her. Knowledge sim, of course.

Brittany

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:54:24 MDT

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Brittany - Brittany.jpg

Based on a real girl I knew in Summer camp, and did actually have no upper lip in real life. Her sister didn't either, ruling out accident. Brittany can only aspire to Knowledge, and is a horribly mean person. I may make her a witch. Before being played, she lived in a house with her roommate, Alysin. Whenever I played other houses, she'd come over and steal their newspapers. Good thing I saved money for a computer, or my sims would be Job-less.

Landlord Run-In

barenakedjello — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 17:52:12 MDT

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Landlord Run-In - 1O-PracticesonLandlord.jpg

On the way over to Alyx's, Jake bumps into the landlord. And makes the best of it.

Chapter 1

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:54 MDT

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Chapter 1 - 1A-Chapter1.jpg

Jake has asked to be turned into a Sim. After sitting in my SimBin for months, I decided to unleash him. He attended SimState University for about 40 hours. I got bored, had him drop out, and move into these SanFrancisco-Reminiscent apartments located on Main Street in Arbordale. This story describes the ensuing adventure. CHAPTER 1 - Meeting the Neighbors.

Jumprope

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:53 MDT

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Jumprope - 1A-Jumprope.jpg

The first thing fruity Sim-Jake does when he gets to his new apartment: Jumpropes. Super Manly. Let's see how Fruit-Jake does with talking to people.

Alyx Walks Away

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:52 MDT

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Alyx Walks Away - 1B-Alyxwalksaway.jpg

He notices that God (me) made sure there were plenty of Laydees in his complex. The first, Alyx, is obviously hard to get.

Alysin - No.

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:51 MDT

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Alysin - No. - 1C-EthnicNo.jpg

Not discouraged, our hero pitches to ethnic sim, Alysin. She hates hats, and so, hates him. Swing - miss.

DonJuan and Fugly (Brittany)

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:50 MDT

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DonJuan and Fugly (Brittany) - 1D-DonJuanandFugly.jpg

Jake obviously noticed God made sure there was a fugly sim on the lot. She turns him down also.

Still into Him

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:49 MDT

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Still into Him - 1E-StillIntoHim.jpg

(But all hope might not be lost, she still digs him) ;)

Optimism

barenakedjello — Sun, 14 Sep 2008 21:25:48 MDT

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Our hero is Optimistic.

Holly Ramaswami (Gieke)

barenakedjello — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:12:51 MDT

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Holly Ramaswami (Gieke) - HollyRamaswami.jpg

The only good looking result of Chester Gieke.

The Gieke Siblings!

barenakedjello — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:07:35 MDT

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The Gieke Siblings! - GiekeSiblings.jpg

In order, oldest on the left, the aliens are twins. Only good one is Holly, all the rest are pretty fugly. Even Chester Jr. has crazy eyebrows, and the twins' eyes stick out from the sides of their faces.

Eliza and Eric

barenakedjello — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 20:00:46 MDT

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The ugliest twins ever gracing.. stomping through Simland. Spawn of a plantsim and an exterminator. Ew.

Anna Ottomas

barenakedjello — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:55:03 MDT

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Mother of the SkeleBaby. This is what I get for pushing nature.

Ugly Skele Baby

barenakedjello — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:52:14 MDT

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Ugly Skele Baby - snapshot_3599fe2c_75a33c38.jpg

This is an Ottomas spawn, I forget her name at the moment. She looks like a skeleton. Her aunt is in the background scouting for boyfriends.

Display

barenakedjello — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:26:05 MDT

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Sizing

barenakedjello — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:26:01 MDT

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Side

barenakedjello — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:25:58 MDT

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Quarter

barenakedjello — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:25:54 MDT

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Front

barenakedjello — Thu, 3 Apr 2008 21:25:49 MDT

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\"I\'ve come to suck your... juiceboxes!\" Hydration.

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:52 MST

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\"I\'ve come to suck your... juiceboxes!\" Hydration. - 82c69aae.jpg

\"...Hm.\"

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:51 MST

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\"Mmph! My hair\'s eating my head!\"

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:50 MST

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\"Mmph! My hair\'s eating my head!\" - 352ca74e.jpg

Try Again.

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:49 MST

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\"Holy shit, you\'re ugly\"

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:48 MST

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tiny growling noise ...The babies are posessed.

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:47 MST

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*tiny growling noise* ...The babies are posessed. - 92576417.jpg

I feel bad - her new husband died... by satellite.

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:46 MST

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I got stuck UNDER the neighborhood

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:45 MST

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This is actually on the back of the flatscreen

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:44 MST

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\"Yep, ceiling\'s there.\"

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:43 MST

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\"Yep, ceiling\'s there.\" - 404dc27a.jpg

\"RAWWWR!\" \"Ah, Dave, help me!\"

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:42 MST

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\"RAWWWR!\" \"Ah, Dave, help me!\" - 90d84b1e.jpg

No! This is a private call!

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:12:41 MST

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No! This is a private call! - snapshot_f1976111_f1a4ab01.jpg

Now ... Broken!

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:09:10 MST

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Tan AND Burn

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:09:09 MST

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Tan AND Burn - snapshot_b49a97c9_d4a13b2c.jpg

With Sunburn...

barenakedjello — Fri, 1 Feb 2008 19:09:07 MST

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Halloweeen

barenakedjello — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 20:58:23 MST

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Hooray!

barenakedjello — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 20:58:22 MST

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More Halloween

barenakedjello — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 20:58:21 MST

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Halloween 2006

barenakedjello — Thu, 8 Mar 2007 20:58:20 MST

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Earrings For SALE, jeez.

barenakedjello — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:41:02 MDT

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Earrings For SALE, jeez. - Earrings1.jpg

Adore the tiny photo.

barenakedjello — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:39:44 MDT

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Liz\'s surprise!

barenakedjello — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:37:13 MDT

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Hell Yeah. Gonna be my cell phone bag with Inlay.

barenakedjello — Mon, 31 Jul 2006 22:35:16 MDT

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Hell Yeah. Gonna be my cell phone bag with Inlay. - CellphonePouch.jpg

Byzantine Chain, Oxidized and Buffed (Dark Inside)

barenakedjello — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 20:14:22 MDT

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Sorry for Quality-My First Stone :D, Nickel Silver

barenakedjello — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:45:33 MDT

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Check out the Clasp, Holy Crap :D

barenakedjello — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:36:34 MDT

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Left - Stone Earring, Right of metal. Sophomore Year

barenakedjello — Thu, 15 Jun 2006 20:11:50 MDT

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